January 2010
57 posts
Tonight’s plans? NOTHING. And that’s...
December 2009
85 posts
Let me blow your mind
Broken cookies have as many calories as their whole cookie counterparts. No wonder my diet isn’t working.
Ouch, my bladder
Throughout my boy’s six years of life he’s called his manhood many different names. His pee-pee, his weenis, his bladder and most recently, as of this week, his penis.
Out of all the words he’s given his wee-wee, this one seems to be that one people are most shocked by, including me. I know it’s the “right” word to use, but laughing at the cute kid calling it...
At WalMart
Apparently, hipster chic is a thing.
Question of the Day
Is it my boogers or my fingers that smell of vinegar?
“Constipation is hard.”
– Lanie
While watching Lost
Me: Geez, the girl on Lost looks rough.
Her: She sure does.
Me: I guess the time travel is really messing her up. They really gave her an odd forehead.
Her: Or God did.
“Morality, it could be argued, represents the way that people would like the...”
– Stephen Dubner and Steven Levitt in Freakonomics
Whoopsie Daisy
When working with a new client it is best to read his handwritten name correctly. It appears Mensee was not Monsee’s name. Much offending was done. Might have lost that website design.
Unthriftiness
Our office switched from plastic spoons to real metal ones. It seems like a huge waste to throw them away each time I eat yogurt.
“You know, we love stories and we love narrative; we love to get lost in an...”
– Jeff Bezos
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-27) →
Monty Are I (5)
Vince Guaraldi Trio (3)
P.O.D. (2)
Death Cab for Cutie (2)
The Juliana Theory (2)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
In the dark
I’ve figured out how long it takes for the new motion detecting lights in the bathroom at work to shut off… That wasn’t fun.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-20) →
Girl Talk (16)
Placebo (8)
Boys Like Girls (4)
Flobots (4)
Avenged Sevenfold (2)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
